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SeveredNitrate Presents The Boneyard (1991)

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  Salutations Severedheads.   🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is The Boneyard (1991) SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Death -Gore -Explosions  -Cops (ACAB) -Psychometry  -Profanity -Implied child murder/death  -Onscreen child death (?) -The Dog dies (?) (I won't take off a star because I don't consider killing a 9-foot monster poodle animal death) -Depression -Smoking -Zombies/Ghouls -Murder -Suicide  -not enough research on Asian mythology -Guns/Pipe bombs -Dead bodies -green ooze  -Trauma bond couple (?)  -Trauma bond family (?) -Way too little information on the movie Our Average Looking Cast:  -Deborah Rose as our heroine psychic Alley Oates -Ed Nelson as our trench coat-wearing cop Jersey Callum -James Eustermann as the dumbass Gordon Mullin -Phyllis Diller the dragonlady we love to hate Miss Poopinpla...

SeveredNitrate Presents Malignant (2021)

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Salutations Severedheads.   🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is Malignant (2021) SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... TRIGGER WARNING: -Death -Murder -Gore -Surgery -Adultknapping -Abuse  -Miscarriages  -Profanity  -Guns -Cops (ACAB) -Electroshock therapy  -Parasitic Twins -Teratoma -Adoption being based on a lie that the parents are dead -Killer likes their trench coats and gloves -Human in a non-powered human world has superhuman strength, healing, and electrokinesis  -Light sensitivity (flashing, strobes) Let's start off with our lovely cast: Annabelle Wallis as Madison Mitchell  Maddie Hasson as Sydney Lake  George Young as Detective Kekoa Shaw Michole Briana White as Detective Regina Moss  Jacqueline McKenzie as Doctor Florence Weaver  Ray Chase as (the voice of) Gabriel  Marina Mazepa as (the body of) Gabriel Behind the Clips:  Writ...

SeveredNitrate Presents Piranhaconda (2012)

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Salutations Severedheads.   🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is   Piranhaconda (2012)   SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... Trigger Warning:  -Death -Blood (powdered blood mostly) (dust cloud of blood) -Eggnapping  -Piranhaconda death  -Guns -Adultnapping  -Getting people killed in the name of...science  -Fantastic Flora trope -Hot girls in bikinis  -Hot guys blowing shit up -Profanity -Movie in a Movie  -Ugly barrettes  -Bad CGI...but is B-movie schlock so it's expected -Stilted Acting  -Bad Script but some of the actors pull it off -Amnesia (MCG reads about the titular creature and then forgets the info when confronted by it) -Snakes (I mean I love snakes but a good portion of people do not) Let's start off with our lovely cast: Michael Madsen as Professor Lovegrove  Terri Ivens as (the most beautiful) Rose  Rib Hillis as (stuntman) Ja...

SeveredNitrate Presents Bad Moon (1996)

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Salutations Severedheads. 🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is Bad Moon (1996 )   SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Death  -Animal injury  -Werewolf Death -Blood -Gore -Sex Scene (just the 1 though) = Boobs -Profanity  -Some bad CGI during the werewolf transformation, others I think the effects are great -This is based on a book, so if you've read that first, you might be biased. I've read both and I like both very much.  Let's start with the lovely cast:  Mariel Hemingway as Janet Harrison (Mom) Michael Pare as Uncle Ted Harrison  Mason Gamble as Brett Harrison (Son) Primo as (the bestest boy ever) Thor PLOT: We start off in Nepal with Ted Harrison on a photo shoot with his then (alive) girlfriend. She isn't alive that much longer as their camp is attacked by a werewolf. Ted is scratched in the pandemonium before he can shoo...

SeveredNitrate Presents Gojira (Godzilla 1954)

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Salutations Severedheads. 🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is Gojira (Godzilla 1954). SPOILERS!!!!!!!! Duh... Trigger Warning: -Sexism (it's from the 50's deal with it)  -Subtitles -Death -Kaiju Death -Science wins but at what cost -The Army gets their asses handed to them -Army scenes  -Black and White -Speaking of sacrifice to Godzilla -This is NOT the version with Raymond Burr in it which means no ENGLISH (just thought I'd warn you twice)  -Using Godzilla, Gojira, and Goji (possibly Goji-sama don't @me) interchangeably  -Out-of-date facts/history -This is a very...personal review for me so if you don't like Godzilla then  GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG!!! Let's start off with the lovely cast:  - The one the only Takashi Shimura as Dr. Kyohei Yamane -The gloriously hot Akihiko Hirata as Dr. Daisuke Serizawa -The bland but prolific Akira Takarada as Hideto Ogata -The peachiest girl Momoko...