SeveredNitrate Presents The Boneyard (1991)
Salutations Severedheads. 🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is The Boneyard (1991) SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Death -Gore -Explosions -Cops (ACAB) -Psychometry -Profanity -Implied child murder/death -Onscreen child death (?) -The Dog dies (?) (I won't take off a star because I don't consider killing a 9-foot monster poodle animal death) -Depression -Smoking -Zombies/Ghouls -Murder -Suicide -not enough research on Asian mythology -Guns/Pipe bombs -Dead bodies -green ooze -Trauma bond couple (?) -Trauma bond family (?) -Way too little information on the movie Our Average Looking Cast: -Deborah Rose as our heroine psychic Alley Oates -Ed Nelson as our trench coat-wearing cop Jersey Callum -James Eustermann as the dumbass Gordon Mullin -Phyllis Diller the dragonlady we love to hate Miss Poopinpla...