SeveredNitrate Presents Piranhaconda (2012)
Salutations Severedheads. 🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is Piranhaconda (2012) SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... Trigger Warning: -Death -Blood (powdered blood mostly) (dust cloud of blood) -Eggnapping -Piranhaconda death -Guns -Adultnapping -Getting people killed in the name of...science -Fantastic Flora trope -Hot girls in bikinis -Hot guys blowing shit up -Profanity -Movie in a Movie -Ugly barrettes -Bad CGI...but is B-movie schlock so it's expected -Stilted Acting -Bad Script but some of the actors pull it off -Amnesia (MCG reads about the titular creature and then forgets the info when confronted by it) -Snakes (I mean I love snakes but a good portion of people do not) Let's start off with our lovely cast: Michael Madsen as Professor Lovegrove Terri Ivens as (the most beautiful) Rose Rib Hillis as (stuntman) Ja...