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Salutations Severedheads.   🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is   Piranhaconda (2012)   SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... Trigger Warning:  -Death -Blood (powdered blood mostly) (dust cloud of blood) -Eggnapping  -Piranhaconda death  -Guns -Adultnapping  -Getting people killed in the name of...science  -Fantastic Flora trope -Hot girls in bikinis  -Hot guys blowing shit up -Profanity -Movie in a Movie  -Ugly barrettes  -Bad CGI...but is B-movie schlock so it's expected -Stilted Acting  -Bad Script but some of the actors pull it off -Amnesia (MCG reads about the titular creature and then forgets the info when confronted by it) -Snakes (I mean I love snakes but a good portion of people do not) Let's start off with our lovely cast: Michael Madsen as Professor Lovegrove  Terri Ivens as (the most beautiful) Rose  Rib Hillis as (stuntman) Ja...

Salutations Severedheads. 🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is Bad Moon (1996 )   SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Death  -Animal injury  -Werewolf Death -Blood -Gore -Sex Scene (just the 1 though) = Boobs -Profanity  -Some bad CGI during the werewolf transformation, others I think the effects are great -This is based on a book, so if you've read that first, you might be biased. I've read both and I like both very much.  Let's start with the lovely cast:  Mariel Hemingway as Janet Harrison (Mom) Michael Pare as Uncle Ted Harrison  Mason Gamble as Brett Harrison (Son) Primo as (the bestest boy ever) Thor PLOT: We start off in Nepal with Ted Harrison on a photo shoot with his then (alive) girlfriend. She isn't alive that much longer as their camp is attacked by a werewolf. Ted is scratched in the pandemonium before he can shoo...