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  Salutations Severedheads.   🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is The Boneyard (1991) SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Death -Gore -Explosions  -Cops (ACAB) -Psychometry  -Profanity -Implied child murder/death  -Onscreen child death (?) -The Dog dies (?) (I won't take off a star because I don't consider killing a 9-foot monster poodle animal death) -Depression -Smoking -Zombies/Ghouls -Murder -Suicide  -not enough research on Asian mythology -Guns/Pipe bombs -Dead bodies -green ooze  -Trauma bond couple (?)  -Trauma bond family (?) -Way too little information on the movie Our Average Looking Cast:  -Deborah Rose as our heroine psychic Alley Oates -Ed Nelson as our trench coat-wearing cop Jersey Callum -James Eustermann as the dumbass Gordon Mullin -Phyllis Diller the dragonlady we love to hate Miss Poopinpla...

Salutations Severedheads.   🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is   Piranhaconda (2012)   SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... Trigger Warning:  -Death -Blood (powdered blood mostly) (dust cloud of blood) -Eggnapping  -Piranhaconda death  -Guns -Adultnapping  -Getting people killed in the name of...science  -Fantastic Flora trope -Hot girls in bikinis  -Hot guys blowing shit up -Profanity -Movie in a Movie  -Ugly barrettes  -Bad CGI...but is B-movie schlock so it's expected -Stilted Acting  -Bad Script but some of the actors pull it off -Amnesia (MCG reads about the titular creature and then forgets the info when confronted by it) -Snakes (I mean I love snakes but a good portion of people do not) Let's start off with our lovely cast: Michael Madsen as Professor Lovegrove  Terri Ivens as (the most beautiful) Rose  Rib Hillis as (stuntman) Ja...

Salutations Severedheads. 🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is Bad Moon (1996 )   SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Duh... TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Death  -Animal injury  -Werewolf Death -Blood -Gore -Sex Scene (just the 1 though) = Boobs -Profanity  -Some bad CGI during the werewolf transformation, others I think the effects are great -This is based on a book, so if you've read that first, you might be biased. I've read both and I like both very much.  Let's start with the lovely cast:  Mariel Hemingway as Janet Harrison (Mom) Michael Pare as Uncle Ted Harrison  Mason Gamble as Brett Harrison (Son) Primo as (the bestest boy ever) Thor PLOT: We start off in Nepal with Ted Harrison on a photo shoot with his then (alive) girlfriend. She isn't alive that much longer as their camp is attacked by a werewolf. Ted is scratched in the pandemonium before he can shoo...

Salutations Severedheads. 🧟 I am your hostess Necrosecta and this is SeveredNitrate where we review horror flicks. This week's flick is Gojira (Godzilla 1954). SPOILERS!!!!!!!! Duh... Trigger Warning: -Sexism (it's from the 50's deal with it)  -Subtitles -Death -Kaiju Death -Science wins but at what cost -The Army gets their asses handed to them -Army scenes  -Black and White -Speaking of sacrifice to Godzilla -This is NOT the version with Raymond Burr in it which means no ENGLISH (just thought I'd warn you twice)  -Using Godzilla, Gojira, and Goji (possibly Goji-sama don't @me) interchangeably  -Out-of-date facts/history -This is a very...personal review for me so if you don't like Godzilla then  GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG!!! Let's start off with the lovely cast:  - The one the only Takashi Shimura as Dr. Kyohei Yamane -The gloriously hot Akihiko Hirata as Dr. Daisuke Serizawa -The bland but prolific Akira Takarada as Hideto Ogata -The peachiest girl Momoko...